Monday:  U2

Tuesday:  Billy Crystal

Who’s next?!?!?

Friday:  Wayne Brady

Hot pink wife beater, that’s hot!

Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…Halo 2…

Can lawn mowers fly?  Apparently they can!  -=[Here]=-

Currently Gaming (PC)
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six 3:  Raven Shield
By Red Storm Entertainment

Having problems getting rid of those damn peanuts?  Use them like this!!!

Yay!! 

Currently Gaming (PC)
Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six 3:  Raven Shield
By Red Storm Entertainment

Errrrr…….foam peanuts.  What a pain in the where light don’t shine.  Throwing them damn things out takes forever, waste of garbage bags.

I’ve heard some of them are made from starch which just melts away when you put them in water, how come I haven’t seen any?!?!

The worst kind of foam peanuts are the ones that are static crazy, they cling to the garbage bag and you!!  Horrible invention!!  Another way to get rid of the steyrofoam peanuts is to use acetone but how much of it does it take to melt a medium box full of them stupid peanuts?

Oh yeah…I’m addicted to Raven Shield.

I am a Base-defender. What’s mine is mine, and I make sure everyone knows it. Nobody invades my space without permission – I’d destroy everything I own before letting someone take it from me. I tend to be forward-facing, which is both a strength and a weakness. What Video Game Character Are You?

“Watch as I fire up through our own shields.” – Fry

An Old Timer’s Poem

A computer was something on TV
From a science fiction show of note.
A window was something you hated to clean,
And ram was the cousin of a goat.

Meg was the name of my girlfriend,
And gig was a job for the nights.
Now they all mean different things,
And that really mega bytes.

An application was for employment.
A program was a TV show.
A cursor used profanity.
A keyboard was a pi-a-no.

Memory was something that you lost with age.
A CD was a bank account.
And if you had a 3 ” floppy,
You hoped nobody found out.

Compress , you did to the garbage,
Not something you did to a file,
And if you unzipped in public
You’d be in jail for a while

Log on was adding wood to the fire.
Hard drive was a trip on the road.
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived,
And a backup occurred in your commode.

Cut you did with a pocket knife.
Paste you did with glue.
A web was a spider’s home,
And a virus was the flu.

I guess I’ll stick to my pen and paper,
And the memory in my head.
I hear nobody’s been killed in a computer crash,
But when it happens they wish they were dead!

…Author Unknown

+Found this a while ago, thought I share it.+

OK, as I promised I write a freaky blog.  OK OK….so I didn’t promise you guys that I write a freaky blog but I did it anyway.

Disclaimer:  Do NOT read if you get scared easily or have heart problems.  If you decided to ignore my warning then I shall not be responsible for what happens to you.

There, I said it now enjoy.

Undesirable events while you are ALONEEE~~!!

• While you are sleeping…all of a sudden you feel like you’re not alone in your bed.  When you open your eyes…no one or nothing is there.
  
  
• As you are sitting on the toilet doing some business…you feel something brush against your cheeks yet your hands are no where near them.
  
  
• You’re washing your face, then after you rinse the soap off you look into the mirror and finds out you’re not the only one looking at the mirror.
  
  
• You’re laying on your bed…feeling sleepy but you some how is unable to fall asleep.  Then you open your eyes and catches something float by but you’re not sure what just has happened.
  
  
• Beautiful Saturday morning.  You sit down to cut some coupons…yet it’s so quiet and you have this unease feeling that someone is standing behind watching you cut coupons.  Of course, no one is there and all of a sudden your/your neighbor’s dog starts to bark.
  
  
• On a warm summer day you’re bored and decided to take a nap.  You turn on the ceiling fan and attempts to nap.  Just right when you’re about to fall asleep then ceiling fan begins to make weird noises.  You can’t take it anymore and decides to investigate what’s going on.  Then you open your eyes and find yourself staring into the eyes of someone who hung herself on the fan….as she spins she is always making eye contact with you.  Credit:  John
  
  
• You’re in the shower and begin to wash your hair.  As you’re washing away you close your eyes to avoid soap getting into them.  But something feels strange…you feel your hair getting thicker.  Then you wipe any soap off your forehead/eye area to look….and there it is, a ghost is draping her hair over your head so you can wash it for her.  Credit:  Sunhee
  
  
• You come home and you’re super tired, immediately you collapse on the bed and falls asleep.  Few hours have passed…something cause you to wake up (someone’s home, phone rings, door bell) but you feel something heavy on your chest that’s preventing you to get up.  During that time you can’t move, unable to open your eyes, and you try to scream yet no sound emits from your throat.  You’re panicking and having trouble breathing…all of a sudden you’re released, you sit up as fast as you can sweating and catching your breath.  This event in Asian culture is explained as a ghost/spirit playing tricks on you by sitting on top of your chest causing you discomfort.
  
  
• You’re typing a blog entry about “undesirable events while you are alone” and all of a sudden the mouse cursor starts to move…you look over at your mouse and it stops.
  
  
• True story.  You’re bored and it’s 2 a.m. but you can’t sleep so you decided to pop in a video.  As you’re enjoying it all of a sudden you hear a giggling sound by a child out of no where and you felt confused.  You rewind the video and confirms the sound isn’t coming from there.  Then you remember the story about the dorm that use to be a day care center and had a fire accident.
  
  
• Your job requires you to keep the store in stock.  One day you are restocking the items and something falls over.  You go pick it up and put it back on the shelf and moves on.  Then the same item falls over again, you go investigate and puts it back making sure it doesn’t fall over, just when you turn to walk away the item fall to the ground.
  
  
• You are a specially trained marine assigned to work at a scientific lab.  Then all of a sudden hell breaks loose and people are being possessed by demon spirits to become mindless zombies.  Monsters appears out of no where attacking you….wait, that’s Doom 3.  Never mind.
  
  
• It’s late at night and you’re walking home.  The streets seems to be unusually empty and you have this feeling someone is following you but you don’t hear any foot steps behind you.  You turn around to find nothing.  Mistake #1, never turn around to check.  In the Chinese culture we believe that each person have a flame on each shoulder and if you turn to watch your back the flame on that shoulder distinguishes therefore you’re vulnerable to being possessed.

That’s all I have so far.  I’ll write some more scary stories when I think of them or read them somewhere.  There are apparently many scary ghost stories that occur in Taiwan, if I have a chance I’ll translate them for you guys to enjoy.

Hello friends and family of all ages,

How’s everyone’s weekend?  I finally moved into my new apartment over the weekend.  It’s nice to have a place of my own and get away from Janet and Dan.  They keep complaining about my fart stinks (kidding!!).  I went to Ikea and bought a nice computer desk and a cheapo bookshelf.  I’m pretty much all settled in except I’m missing a few things i.e. TV, bed, dresser, bonzai tree, etc.  Feels kinda quiet living by myself, a little freaky at times.  I feel everytime I’m rising my mouth after I brush my teeth and when I look up I will see myself and a ghost standing right behind me in the mirror.  Anyone ever get that feeling?!  Or when I’m done taking a shower and I open the shower curtain something would be right there!  Anyways I should stop putting these thoughts in my/your head.  Gets more creepy the more you think about it.  I won’t get internet till Thursday and I’ve been pretty bored at home lately but I’ll live.

The end.