August 28, 2006

• Rules of Passing Out

  Friday night (Saturday morning) I encountered a guy passing out on the street after being carried out of a restaurant by his friends.  Now this guy clearly drank himself beyond his limits, this got me thinking.  See exhibit A.

  
  Exhibit A

  In a situation like this, your friends have to go out of their way to carry your drunken ass home and make sure you don’t puke and drown yourself.  After all that’s what friends are for.  For that, you leave yourself defensless and your friends should take advantage of it.

  Rules for the carrier:

  1. Your have the right to doodle all over your drunk friend, put nasty makeup on him/her, etc. then take pictures and post them on the internet (be creative and keep it G rated)
  2. You can trash his/her place if you choose to and there’s nothing he/she can do about it but no permanent damages

  Rules for the passed out:

  1. You can only get back at your friend(s) only if the same thing happens to him/her/them, no exceptions
  2. You have to buy your friend(s) a nice meal for carrying you home

  I’m keeping the rules short and simple because after all you probably have been drinking too.  Making it too long will be hard to remember and time consuming.  This has happened before and I’m trying to help pass it along, so you better watchout!

  Umm….you shouldn’t drink if you’re underage and drink responsibly.

  Here are some great examples: 1, 2

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