March 20, 2006
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Happy Pwnd day!!
We here at Xanga HQ like to give one another a “special” surprise during their birthday. Tomorrow is mine and I got a “special” surprise. Early surprise!! (I’ll be out of town tomorrow)


Thanks everyone who made all this happen!!
Comments (109)
hahahaha…. what a GREAT surprise…. You gotta love them…!!
pwn3d like a fat kid in dodgeball…lol.
i was going to ask if u were the creator of xanga….but yeah…nvm. i already know cuz the creator of xanga would never have gotten pwn3d oh-so badly. haha jk. happy pwn3d day!
Happy Birthday!
Are you the creator of Xanga?
So many presents, I wonder what they got you! haha…
Are you the creator of Xanga and do you need psychological help? wait… that’s not what chris meant…
Happy Birthday, old man.
I want you to know that I spent a lot of time on that keyboard. It was not easy.
LOL…that’s so sweet.
Oh…are you the creator of Xanga and do you need any help?
Happy Birthday!!!
Are you the creator of Xanga?
Every time I comment you, I am forced to begin with that question.
Looks like they missed the mouse.
But that’s awesome. I would’ve never thought of that.
Happy birthday!
hahahaha….I was told to ask if you are the creator of xanga and if you need any help.
It looks like you need help cleaning your desk and finding your computer. Good luck!
Happy birthday!!
My fingers hurt just thinking about removing that duct tape. Happy Birthday! I’d send you a gift but what more could the creator of Xanga want? Have fun!
WOW such a nice gift for the creator … xanga GOD .. i especially like the demonic cardboard box on your table..
You never answered my plea for help.. None of the xanga staff did. I’m dyin’ over here…
hello. happy birthday. so like, are you the creator of xanga? and what kinda help do you need? will eprops do? and how come you’re so cool? ;p
Where is Xanga HQ at?
happy birthday!
happy bday
Hey wut do u need help wit
And why are u so popular
U have too many commetes
commate back
I si out
Hey are you the maker of xanga and from my personal opion I think xanga members should be at least 10 or older cause many people got their sites shut down this morning and they’ve had thier sites since like december and you shut down a 12 year olds site and their birthday is this weekend that was wrong and some 12 year olds have their site still their younger than 13 can you do anything about this problem c/m/b
Signed Worried
Excellent!
Are you the creator of Xanga? I heard you need help and that you love it. What’s It?
do you need help?
are you one of the creators of xanga?
happy birthday!
Are you the creator of Xangurr? Do you need help? Because you know, I have absolutely no knowledge of HTML, but I’m a Xangawhore.
ARE YOU THE CREATOR OF XANGURR?!?!?!
Once again, happy secksday.
Do you need any help?
….I mean, if you are the creator of Xanga?
Have a marvelous birthday!! Have fun unwrapping all those wonderful looking gifts.
happy birthday, xanga master..you’re the creator right? do u need some assistance? i hear gromit’s pretty good with a keyboard.
jus messin.
have a nice day.
Are you the creator
of Xanga?
I hear you need help.
And that you love it!
I love it too. Don’t we all?
One year my friends took off all the labels of the cans in my kitchen (lots, fresh stuff freaks me, you have to do things to it) and piled them in battlements and pyramids each topped with a candle. It looked very pretty but I didn’t know what I was eating for a month.
Happy Birthday
hahahahahahahha that’s pretty funny (the whole creator of xanga thing)… happy bday
happy birthday hahah
saw ur xanga from chris’ ;]
did you create xanga?
Are you the creator of Xanga? Do you need any help?
heyy, you created xanga, right? so cool! XDD
(do you need help?
)
Are you sure you’re not the creator of xanga? o____0″
Happiness to you!!!
you invented xanga? that’s so cool. what exactly do you need help in?
[Blame Chris Choi]
Are you the creator of Xanga?
Do you need help?
Hope you have a good birthday. Do they still do birthday beats when the birthday boy is actually an old man?
Are you the creater of Xanga? Do you need any help?
Haha Happy Birthday!
happy bday!!!
i heard you need help……… getting urself unstuck from the inverted duck taped chair hahhaa
heheh. happy birthday.

oh, by the way… are you the creator of xanga?
need any help?
PWNED!!! HAHA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JON!
Hey.. You created Xanga, right? Do you need help with it?
Haha.. Happy Birthday. Have a good one
DID YOU CREATE XANGA?!?! i’m totally in awe of you. commence worship at your feet program. that’s right i’m good with electronics. i want to work for xanga!!!
Did you create the great Xanga?! Happy Birthday, hope you enjoyed your present
Are you the creator of Xanga? I’d be more than happy to help you with any Xanga-related thing!!! Let me know. I’d love to help!!
oh and yes, HAPPY BIRTHDAY (1hour, 4 minutes early)!
that is the coolest present ever!
haha. are u the creator of xanga? ; )
so.. are you the creator of xanga? just wondering o.O
and happy birthday btw!
that his so cool
happy birthday…
i would have my 3 year aniversary this week to my http://www.xanga.com/azntrashcanboi
but the password doesnt work. ive been trying everything to get the pw but nothing has happened.the email wont work because the email no longer works.
comment me if you can help
i hope im not being annoying on your birthday.
are u the creator of xanga? hehehe.
happy bday!
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happy birthday!!!
happy birthday, xanga master..you’re the creator right? do u need some assistance? i hear gromit’s pretty good with a keyboard.
jus messin.
have a nice day.
do you need help??
are you the creator of xanga?
happy birthday
beyond cruel!
happy birthday anyway
Happy Birthday! God Bless!
Happy Birthday! Have a great day and best wishes! Are you the creator of Xanga? Just a question… :]
HAHAHA, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday, Jon.
happy bday man..
QUICK Q. Are you the creator of Xanga????
BETTER Q. are you a TRANSFORMER??????
Happy birthday.
Are you the creator of earth?
DID YOU MAKE XANGA!?!?!?!?!
are you the one responsible for this new ‘friend’ thing? lol JUST KIDDIN. i know it’s john with an h.
happy birthday mang.
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XANGA! RULES!!!
Happy Birthday!
Are you the creator of Xanga? Do you need help?
LOL I know you’re not; but I really could help.
happy birthday!!
Happy birthday, Jon. I need help from someone within Xanga. My site (Dallawalla) was shut down on Saturday for “violating the minimum age requirement” but the thing is that I had my dog’s DOB set up instead of mine. I am well over 21 and would like to get my site reopened as soon as possible. I didn’t know that I was not allowed to use the other age … the date was available on the pull down menu when I did it so I didn’t think there’d be a problem. I’ve noticed that the year 1998 is not longer an option (at my other site) … perhaps if Xanga had notified us to change them this could have been avoided. Anyway, I’d appreciate your help as soon as you return. Thank you.
How was that sticky chair and keyboard? You felt for it, Sucker!
Happy birthday dude
a yo comment me back
Are u the creator of xanga
..read the below posts, guys
, he’s not the creator of Xanga.
But anyhoo, happy birthday, and props to you getting badly pwned.
cool site
why does everyone leave you random conversations and y is your sn on my site? ok mr.creator. happy bday
tyteass url.
look i have already been tagged stop sending me shit! thanks!
happy birthday man
Are you the creator of Xanga?
I can help!
HI PERSON!!!i don’t know you,but hi anyways!
girl_with_vans….
u creat xanga????????????????????????????????
who many people work there?
Happy B-day
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<TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width=”100%” background=”" height=250 UNSELECTABLE=”off”>hi happy birthday and all that but xanga recently shut off a site and the person did nothing wrong can u tell me wat this person did to have his site shut down the users name was Gambit2 this user has done nothing to violate the terms of use only that he was a year under 13.
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HOw do u get so many comments!!!!comment bak!!!!!
chow
david
Happy Birthday!
Hi, are you creator of xanga? if you are, do you mean answering something for me? if not, then forget i asked.
my friends and i have xangas and we’re all 13. but yesterday i tried to log on but it wouldn’t let me. then i found out that it was shut down. so, why did you shut down our sites?
sorry if i bothered you, i just wanted to know.
-SMC
No offense, but who are you?
happy birthday and thanks for xanga
HAPPY B-DAY DUDE. HOPE ITS A GOOD ONE THIS YEAR
OH AND IF YOU DONT MIND MY ASKING…………………….. HOW OLD ARE YOU?
pwnd!
HAPPY BDAY
Happy Birthday!
are you the inventer of xanga well your site is gay and i bet you are too
eyy! I guess I’m dropping by just to wish ya a happy birthday!! lol XD ^_^
Hi, my friend’s site, “greasyTNT” was shut down due to the age thing. She had the incorrect age listed due to security purposes. I assure you she is over the age of 13. Could you please help to restore her site? Thanks.
Happy belated birthday!
Jon, I just wanted to let you know about a problem that I and many xanga users are facing right now. We can’t save our settings under the Look & Feel page; we keep getting a page that says this: “Sorry, the page you requested was not found. Please check the URL for proper spelling. You may also try a Xanga Search to find what you’re looking for.” Can you look into this problem? Thanks.
hope you had a fantastic day!
Happy birthday!!! I hope you have fun unwrapping your present, lol.
that must take them forever….hehe
ryc: I haven’t tried it with WiFi yet (stupid wireless router woulnd’t give me an IP) but I’ll try when I get home (NYC) and let you know.
i dont know if you know but the photo upload feature performance has been severely degraded.
currently at 1.5 mbps dsl connection
it takes over 13 seconds just for the photo upload popup to be displayed
it took over 83 seconds to upload a 13KB jpg
couldn’t make it any more obvious… =D
happy late birthday
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THAT IS A-MAZ-ING! THE PPL RESPOSIBLE KICKASS. THEY MUST MAKE GOIN TO WORK A TREAT.
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